partybarackisinthehousetonight:
humans have it so great. we can literally crab walk whenever we want to and we’re not even crabs
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seven relationships: (5/7: mark x derek)
I miss this friendship so much 😢
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chylerwest-deactivated20140722:
No matter what happens, no matter what you decide to do, I’m gonna love you until the end of time.Oh shit. I miss Slexie 😔
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it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s
space jam was being filmed while voldemort was...
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
humans have it so great. we can literally crab walk whenever we want to and we’re not even crabs
it’s cool that if i hold a seashell up to my ear i can hear the ocean but if i hold an empty pringles tube up to my ear i can hear my dad saying...
hi sorry i had to step out of the meeting i got an important call. what did i miss?
“100% of the shots you don’t take”
goddamn it Mark shut up

A man noticed his food going missing so he set up a webcam and found that a woman had been living in his closet for a year

Jonas Salk declined to patent his polio vaccine. He said “There is no patent,” “Could you patent the sun?”

When the Big Bang theory was first presented, most scientists rejected it for sounding too religious.

Note: That is not Kenneth Pinyan in the photo… That is Daniel Radcliffe.